WhatTheFcuk

Thursday, February 02, 2006
10:55 PM

haha. Been reading a book. my sis bk la. but dun knw y she left it in my hse den din take back. so i decided to read it during my work time. n its actually quite interesting to me. let me copy n paste some of the funny stuffs\quotes and facts here..

1) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

2) A group of women eating in a restaruant were overgeard having a group discussion about their husbands.

Blonde Woman: " You knw, he's never satisfied. he's always complaining. if i dun wan sex at the same time as him, he moans to me so much, sometimes i juz give in to shut him up and them i dun enjoy it much. maybe i dun feel in the mood. but he goes on and on and on until its juz much easier to go along with it than to listen to him moan."

Brunette: " Stephen's the same. he's always finding fault with wad i do. if i dress up to go out to dinner with his frens, he complains that i make more effort for them than i ever do for him. he goes on about how maybe i find his frens more attractive than him. if i dress down, he whines that i dun care about him enough to take care with my appearance. sometimes i feel i cant win."

Third Woman: "So why is it tat men always says women nag?"

Group Laughter..haha..

3) Example of females toking abt severak unrelated stuffs in a conversation.

Bill: " Is Sue coming over for Christmas?"

Debbie: " Sue said she'll come depening on how things go with carpet orders which have slowed down because of the economy and Friona may not come because Andrew has to see a specialist and Nathan has lost his job too so he has to get a new one and Jodi cant get time off work - her boss is so tough! - so Sue said she could come down early and we could go dress shopping for Emma's wedding and I thought that if we put her and Len in the Visitor's bedroom we could ask Ray to arrive early so...."

Bill:" Does that mean 'yes' or 'no'?"

Debbie: " Well, it also depends on whether Diana's boss Adrian will give her time off work because his car is off the road and she has to ..." etc ..etc..

Bill thought he had asked a simple question and he would have been happy with a simple ans like 'yes' or 'no'. Instead he got a multi-tracked ans involving 9 different subs and 11 ppl. He feels frustrated and goes outside to water the garden. LOL

kao eh. i type till my fingers r kind of tired too. haha.

4) Men have selective hearing.

Female : Why dont you get your clothes off the floor! And the dog is running wild thru the house again! and do u have to spread ur newspaper on the bathroom floor?!

Male listen it as.."Why dont you...get your clothes off...act wild... spread yourself on the bathroom floor..."

wahhaha. o well, i dun have tat kind of experience b4. but well, it sounds damn funny to me. haha.

ok lah. up till here. update u'all with more funny stuffs next time. heh..the bk is kind of interesting. hope it can keep me entertained for the next 1 or 2 mths. haha..

*hai. today another auntie called me uncle in front of her kids. WTF!!do i really look tat old......??o_O.. i only receive comments tat i have a baby face lei. suddenly i become an uncle. GoSh..

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